Prankster posing as zombie in video could’ve gotten shot

Zombies as portrayed in the movie Night of the...

Watch the following video and try to understand what is said at the end of the blog.

Zombie dumbass forgets to eat brains

With the cannibalistic events that have occurred in the past few weeks, nerves are obviously on edge in Florida. “Bath Salts” where consumed to turn a man into a human flesh-eating machine, took not just one, but six bullet shots to take him down. There is the “Night of the Living Dead“, “Dawn of the Dead” and the latest and greatest “The Walking Dead“. Zombies, yes they are now a part of everyday society in the minds and eyes of the living.

Yet some foreign idiot decided to run around the streets in Florida, made up like a make-up artist drop out zombie scaring citizens. His grunting and growling sounded realistic, the blood and most of the outfit not realistic even if in the eyes of an observer who was stumbling drunken falling down. The look and actions of the living were classic and quite hilarious. However, the funniest portion of the video was the conclusion, when the “zombie” became confronted by a largely football physique looking Black teenager who wasn’t about to get his grey matter sautéed and devoured. His two steps forward, caused the “zombie” to take three steps back. When the teens smaller friends turned and followed in his foot steps, the laughs blared out as this idiot white moron turned and high-tailed it out of there.

For once in this individuals life, it would have been a pure pleasure to see a fellow Caucasian get his dead ass handed to him by a group of Black men. In fact cheers and hopes were pouring that it would be on the video.

What do you think of his actions and his mind-set?

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Maher witnessed Tebow Jesusless on eve of his birth

Bill Maher - Caricature

My point exactly: Comedian Bill Maher creates firestorm with profane tweet about Denver Broncos QB Tim Tebow – NFL News | FOX Sports on MSN.

This article could not come at a more perfect time for me, right after my last blog for 2012 New Year’s Resolutions for America and its’ citizens in regards of freedom of speech.

It’s the latest craze! Move over planking, owling and horsemaning (or whatever you call it), here comes Tebowing! The stupid phenomenon where Tim Tebow honestly thinks that his savior Jesus Christ helped him throw a touchdown or run the ball into the end zone. I am somewhat religious, but in no way shape or form do I believe for one iota of a second that Jesus took time out of his busy day to come down and hold Tebows’ hand and help him throw a TD pass to a receiver that knows or believes that Tebow through the ball and the receiver used HIS hands to catch the ball and run it in for a TD. Or that Jesus put his feet into Tebows’ feet and ran for some huge yardage into the end zone. I have been watching football, well ever since I can remember liking football, 30 some odd years, and I have never seen a more commercialized action of praising another entity in winning at something, then I have with Tim Tebow.

Bill Maher, an atheist, was purely poking fun of the belief that an unseen entity can be the sole reason someone failed at something. And, if you read between the lines he is stating the obvious that since Tim Tebow did not perform to his magical super ways, does that mean Tebow blamed the devil for his misfortune? No Tebow did not. Why is it that when someone does great they thank Jesus Christ for it, but when they fail you do not hear a word about Jesus Christ whatsoever. And now Christians, I am sorry in my belief one of the worst religious organizations there is (because there are some crazy ass Christians, mostly born again) is calling for a boycott of the Bill Maher show. Excuse me this is America, Bill Maher has every right to say what he wants about a religious entity. For one, he is atheist, he does not believe in God or Jesus Christ, and two he has the freedom to give his opinion on his views. Whats next, do you want him to apologize for what he said, if so shame on you for expecting him to do so. What Bill Maher did was not blasphemy if he doesn’t believe in god or jesus christ you idiots.

Oh and by the way, you wacky Christians you, think about this, you are calling for a boycott of someone who has a cable network show and speaks his mind. Do you think for a second that everyone in America is going to suddenly turn their backs on his show? Hell fucking no, you just gave a very good reason for more people to tune in and hear what he has to say, so HBO should be thanking you all and expecting a huge increase in viewership soon.

2012 New Year’s Resolutions – #4 Reinstate the true meaning of freedom

Reinstate the true meaning of freedom

Every day, a soldier is either fighting or dying for it. Every day, the government preaches to us that without these wars we would not have it. It seems however, that everywhere you turn someone or some group is trying to take it away. This entity I am speaking of is our freedoms. One in particular that I want to emphasize is the Freedom of Speech, the First Amendment to the Constitution.

Sure we have the freedom to speak our mind, as long as no one person, culture, religion or other country gets hurts in the process. Society today has become too sensitive to opinions and language. I say, “Screw that bull fucking shit you sensitive fucking pussies!” Instead of evolving and realizing that we are a strong society, we are reverting back to ye ol’ English days of pompous anal retentive fruits that do not know how to take criticism or allow people or businesses to make choices that better themselves. Government has allowed Consumer Groups (FCC) to monitor the lives of its’ citizens to the point where newspapers are limited on what they can print and print from readers, Continue reading

2012 New Year’s Resolutions – #5 Reality Check for Television

Reality Check for Television

I’m guilty of the hidden pleasures of watching people I do not know succeed, get belittled by TV bosses, fights erupting from egotistical self-absorbed divas, and ultimately fail if anything else, as well as a vast majority of boob-tube zombies. On a monthly basis it appears that American television is becoming more of a centrifuge for false advertising and scripting of the self-absorbed glorification of individuals’ lives, properly known as “Reality” shows.

Reality shows have run rampant, whether it be singing, dancing, cooking, survival or simply everyday lives, it seems that every network has at least one of these shows . If it’s not judges and America judging the vocal cords of aspiring singers, evaluating the ninja-like knife skills of a new chef, or the development of dancing skills for a “star”, then its a group of individuals and their desperate attempt to survive in a land where cultures and people have survived for hundreds of year and the worst of all “Reality shows, self-absorbed families of once forgotten movie stars, singers or athletes that are washed up and struggle to find a way to get back into the lime light that they require to make themselves feel important and show the true essence of being an egotistical nightmare. Continue reading

2012 New Year’s resolutions – For America and its’ citizens

English: New Year's Resolutions postcard

Every year, millions make them and the same ignore them. It is that time of year again where the idle banter around the water cooler, the chit-chat between friends and family, focus in on what is to improve upon, courses to be altered and lives to change. I am speaking of the promises made to ourselves every New Year, called resolutions. Some want to lose their spare tire, others want to get out of their financial hole and others want to change the world.

For the next 5 days, I will be delivering to you a count-down of new New Years resolutions that America and its citizens should make as a collective group to better our nation. Follow along and feel free to banter your insights and comments, and if you feel you have a resolution that should make it to the list let me know and if it is better than one of mine I will focus in on that one for a particular day.

Hey Government!! Take care of my kids will ya!

American Dad! (season 1)

Article: Parents demand FCC punish American Dad adult comedy

All this time I have been for a hands off government, what a waste! I should jump on the bandwagon with the lazy and incompetent parents that are demanding that the government sectors take care of their lives and their children.

Supposedly 100,000+ parents called or wrote to the FCC and complained and demanded action against a popular ADULT themed cartoon called “American Dad”, presented by FOX. The complaint is over a non-direct suggestion to masturbate a race horse. The slang terms that the creepy alien used could in no way be comprehended by an adolescent child, unless say…. the parents inform the child of what it means or provides smut to their children in some way. In result of this, the FCC fined FOX, get this, not for the episode but for not delivering requested information fast enough. Continue reading